My training and education includes the following:
How long does it take to clean a crime scene? Usually one to two days will be enough, depending upon unforeseens, fogging, and ozone gas application. Laguna Beach weather and traffic come into play for response time and cleaning time in Laguna Beach.
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The only way to tell how long it will take to clean a crime scene death cleanup comes from knowing this: take it apart and clean it. Even then weather in Laguna Beach sometimes adds to unforeseen, and unseen problems in many death cleanup jobs. This means a piece of wall or piece of floor may need removal. Likewise with toilets, removal must follow when blood appears to seep below the toilet.
- Death cleanup rarely takes longer than one day. Death cleanup jobs take me anywhere from a few hours to a dozen hours and longer. My longes death cleanup, a quadrupple homicide, took nearly a week.
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Ninety-nine percent of single-victim crime scene death cleanups in Laguna Beach can be taken apart and cleaned in one day to two days at the most. As a death cleanup, this remains as true in Laguna Beach as in San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Sacramento, all widely different in their weather patterns.
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Therefore, I can make a fair and reasonable profit when charging less than $999. This is my not to exceed price for death cleanup of a single death scene. This means my price will not exceed $999, but it could come in lower depending on the death cleanup's needs.
This is what I know:
- All callers are distressed and know nothing about death cleanup..
- Most callers see only the proverbial "tip-of-the-iceberg" before death cleanup.
- All death cleanups have some type of differences.
- Ninety-nine percent of death cleanups share similarities.
Answers to who, what, when, where, and how help to understand the death cleanup's potential demolition and cleaning issues. The below death scenes have known damage and potential damage.
- A shotgun blast to the head at close range. I know frome experience that the damage is 360 degrees, top-to-bottom (floor and ceiling), and possibly extends beyond the crime scene room. Migration is less of an issue then #2 below. I will seal the entire room.
- Unaccompanied death with three week decomposition on a ceramic bathroom floor. I will seal the walls and ceiling.
- A running, flailing, violent bleed-out (homicide) that occurred on two floors, in five rooms, on carpet, on ceramic, on a bed, and on furniture. Migration and wicking are possibilities because of the ceramic floor. Furniture and mattress demolition are certainties. (see walking bleed-out)
- A recent large male's bleedout beginning on the toilet and ending on a king-size mattress, Hepititis C.
- Total decompositon on a toilet within a poorly maintenanced building, wood floor, third floor apartment. Call for a quote. I will offer a fair and reasonable price. I will seal the walls and ceiling.
(Clutter adds work to the above.)
Number 1 above will take two long days. Number 2 will create the least biowaste, unless there is poor grouting. Number 3 will create the most biowaste. Number 4 creates the greatest hazard and may take one long day. Numbers 2 and 4 may require chasing fluids below the toilet. Number 5 is a horrific wild card. Call for a quote to clean at any time, and day in Laguna Beach.
There may be unforeseen issues possible for the above examples, like migrating fluids, and floors and walls to remove. (see migration). Unforeseens become apparent only when the scene is taken apart.
My prices anticipate unforeseens. When unforeseens come up, I'm off to the nearest Laguna Beach Home Depot; that's all.
Email me with the offered quote, and I will email my acceptance. This is a contract for legal purposes in any civil court.
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Thoughts on After Death
What I write here does not ignore religious beliefs on the subject of the hereafter. We find plenty of information on this subject on TV and radio. I want to mention some thoughts on death's exterior end.
Many of the ideas that follow came from my own absorption with this subject, and The Whole Death Catalogue. I suppose Freud and others' ideas will find a way out that I do not recognize as not my own.
Thanatophobia (Greek) defined means an abnormal fear of death. What becomes "abnormal" in consideration of death beats me. I go from a sense of fear and trembling to a "so be it" attitude. I suppose that my attitude has much to do with where I'm at with the idea of death. It's hard for me, for most of us probably, to gently say, "I'm OK with it."
The idea of approaching death does give me some anxiety for certain. If pain comes with death I don't want it for certain. If painless I might give it some consideration. I'd rather not die instantly without a hint of death's entrance into my life -- unannounced.
What comes after death appeals to me as an interesting topic because it seems to have grave limits. (No don't excuse the pun.)
From the Whole Death Catalogue (Kindle edition -- so I don't know what page) I read that Epicurus said, "Death is nothing, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not." I like this idea the most of what I read on my Kindle. This idea made since to me when I talked about death with my little friends. Of course we kept the gate open for a heavenly existence, but we did want to explore other avenues of thought. The Epicurian logic appeals to me, but that's just me. People in Laguna Beach will no doubt reflect a variety of death ideas.
Suicidal logic becomes a twisted logic and may take something from Zen. It goes something like this: Life's short existence amounts to meaninglessness. This approach does strike one as depressing and depressing. After all, in another ten billion years no one will remember our heroic efforts. Nonetheless, Zen tells us "Live each day as though it were our last." I do like this idea too, as it turns out. It goes with the idea of savoring the moment.
Suicide's crazy logic finds a way into our heads sooner or later, and for some of us it remains too long. "There's no hurry" I tell myself, no matter how bad things seem to go, death comes soon enough. In fact, many of us will go with some idea about when we will go. See Death's Clock for some information on this idea. For me, it seems more probable that I'll be struck dead while traveling because of the text writing going on.
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This is Eddie's Laguna Beach after death cleanup web site. Suicide cleanup services are among our cleaning business activities. For Laguna Beach as elsewhere my prices remain fair and reasonable.
Death Cleanup
Like blood cleanups, death cleanups may be simple or complex. There's a lot going on, a lot to consider. Some cleaning problems disappear shortly after cleanup begins. Other death cleaning problems, like death's odors, may take several days. Even then, some personal property may remain permiated by the death odor's fragrance. Eventually, given time, even death's odor's disappear.
Blood Cleanup - Cleaning blood losses may be simple or complex depending upon the type of death cleanup. What happened and when did it happen? What about the floor and the walls? How close to the walls did the deceased fall? What about grout in bathrooms, is it new, old, cracked, well maintained?
What about dry wall? Laguna Beach's building codes require placing drywall about 1/4" off the floor. This simple requirement may samve walls from damage while saving death cleanup time.
Homicide Cleanup Cleaning after a homicide is seldom simple as death cleanup goes. Each has unknowns and death cleanup following a recent homicide may have hazards not in existence on a six month old homicide death cleanup.
Suicide Cleanup
In the USA, male suicides are seldom simple cleanups as death cleanup goes. Because of the tendency to use high caliber weapons, male suicides become complex cleanups. It happens that about 73% of US suicide victims are white males while about 17% are white females. The number of males using firearms to commit suicide exceeds 60%. For narrative information, visit my suicide pages by clicking suicide cleanup.
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Decomposition Cleanup
Decomposition of the human begins shortly after the heart stops beating. Enzymes and bacteria begin following a path laid out by nature long ago. Bacteria nurtured on the body's dying flesh now have an unlimited supply of food for over a week in many cases. The damage caused by decomposition will involve the deceased's diet, drugs, alcohol, room temperature, and Laguna Beach termperatures.
Materials contaminated by decomposition require special handling. Decomposition's emotional and psychological issues confront those exposed to one of these scenes. Some people suffer a form of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder in their own way. Others go about their business as if nothing has happened out of the ordinary, while emotional conflicts take place without appearance on the outside.
Decomposition sometimes follows suicide acts because the suicide act occurs in an isolated home. In Orange County suicide cleanup may require decomposition procedures.
Decontamination The term decontamination implies a polluting source not typically present. Before decontamination begins, the source materials must be removed. Decontamination follows by cleaning and altering, if not destroying, contaminated materials. Simple hand-washing is a form of decontamination.
Without removing the offending material, decontamination cannot take place. Sometimes altering the soiled environment to halt further contamination makes the best sense before cleaning after death. It's a matter of judgment and experience.
The best advice for beginning decontamination of a death scene begins with the lights. Leave the lights on and this will help slow bacteria growth. Air conditioning also helps slow bacteria growth. There are always trade-offs, though. Eventually the cost of air conditioning outweighs the damage caused because eventually the effluents begin to dry out.
If you live in Laguna Beach and need decomposition cleanup help, please visit our orange-county-crime-scene-cleanup.com web site. Suicide cleanup in Orange County follows the same advice as above.
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Cronyism in Death Cleanup - Crime Scene Cleanup
Few government employees take part in cronyism, but their numbers are growing. It takes only one to cheat thousands of tax payers, insurance companies, and crime scene cleanup companies.
This is crime scene cleanup cronyism: A crime scene cleanup company gets death cleanup jobs from a government employee. Such an employee may be a clerk, police offier, coroner, or other government employee. In return, the employee gets money from the crime scene cleanup company. This is a crime and bad for tax payers, insurance companies, and honest crime scene cleanup companies.
Orange County crime scene cleanup cronyism is the absolute lowest form of cronyism because it profits from death, survivors' pain, and tax payers' money.
If you have been given telephone numbers by a government employee, beware. I recommend that you at least use the telephone book or Internet to find more crime scene cleanup companies. There are many that will give you a fair and reasonable price.
You are welcome to call my toll-free telephone number if you have any questions about death cleanup.
Do not trust local government employees when it comes to receiving cleanup help.
My name is Eddie Evans. Trust what I say or not, beware.
Information about death odors may be found on the crime scene cleanup web site. Other narratives related to death cleanup and crime scene cleanup will also be found on crimescenecleanup.com.
I will do my best to help. If you must cleanup after a death because of money problems, I built death-cleanup-information for your use.
Violent deaths usually involve a great loss of blood and tissue, OPIM (Other Potentially Infectious Materials). The loss of blood and tissue, the environmental conditions, and other circumstances will aid in the production of offensive death scene odors.
Sometimes the death odor lingers because of poor ventilation, Sometimes death odors linger because it permeates porous materials: fabrics, paper, wood, and more.
We do our best to remove the odors associated with crime scenes and other death cleanup jobs. However, removing the source material will not always return the scene to its prior condition for some time. Time and heavy ventilation, and removal of death odor permeated materials will help return the scene to a more "normal" condition.
We can apply chemicals to help increase death's odors' departure from the scene, but even chemicals have their limits. Ask about our odor control policies and methods if this is a concern.
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Acton, Adelanto, Agoura, Agoura Hills, Agua Dulce, Alhambra, Aliso Viejo, Alta Loma, Altadena, Death cleanup in Anaheim may cost much less than in other areas because Anaheim City, not far from Buena Park, takes just a few minutes to reach from Cypress, my home city, Anaheim Hills, Angelus Oaks, Antelope, Antioch, Anza, Apple Valley, Arcadia, Arcata, Arleta, Arroyo Grande, As a young boy I traveled through the city of Artesia with my big sister many times. Artesia, also known as "Dairy Velley, at that time, reflected its rural past until Artesia developers made great changes. Little did I know my future as a death cleanup technician would take me to Artesia. Atascadero, Atwater, Avalon, Azusa, Bakersfield has its own rural past. I recall visiting Oil Dale as a young man just out of the Army. My friend Bobby Lundy lived in Oil Dale. Death cleanup as a business reality came home to roost when I first cleaned in Bakersfield and passed Oil Dale. Baldwin Park, Banning, Barstow, Beaumont, Bel Air, Bell, Bell Gardens, Bellflower, Belmont, Beverly Hills, Big Bear, Big Bear City, Big Bear Lake, Bloomington, Blythe, Bradbury, Brawley, Brea, Brentwood, Bridgeport. Of course Buena Park, a theme park city like Anaheim's Disneyland, stands to benefit from my efforts to remove corruption from Orange County's local governments. Cypress shares a border with Buena Park. I can complete a death cleanup in Buena Park within a few hours of receiving a telephone call. Death cleanup in Burbank comes to mind when I pass through town on my way north. My death cleanup activities continue in the beautiful city of Burbank. Like Burbank, Cabazon comes to mind, but when I'm headed south toward Palm Springs. Palm Springs death cleanup in the summer heat surpasses difficult death cleanup except in Death Valley, where death cleanup takes place in the middle of the night. Calabasas, Calimesa, Calipatria, Camarillo, Camp Pendleton, Canoga Park, Canyon Country, Canyon Lake, Carlsbad, Carson, Castaic. Just like Palm Springs, Cathedral City death cleanup anytime during the day in summer takes too much energy and too much time as a reslu.t Places like Century City and Cerritos seldom match Palm Springs and Cathedral City for their super high temperatures. , Chatsworth, Cherry Valley, Chino, Chino Hills, Chula Vista, City of Commerce, City of Industry, Claremont, Coachella, Coalinga, Colton, Commerce, Compton, Corona, Corona del Mar, Coronado, Costa Mesa, Coto de Caza, Covina, Crestline. Culver City, which takes about 30 minutes to reach from Cypress for death cleanup, reflects a heavy hispanic population these days, unlike Cypress, which has a more diverse population. Dana Point, Death Valley, Del Mar, Desert Hot Springs, Devore, Diamond Bar, Downey, Duarte, Eagle Rock, East Los Angeles, El Cajon, El Monte, El Segundo, El Toro, Encinitas, Encino, Escondido, Etiwanda, Fairfax, Fallbrook, Fontana, Foothill Ranch, Forest Falls, Fort Irwin. As Orange County cities go, Fountain Valley, like Fullerton and Los Angeles County, shares a growing diverse population.
Death cleanup in these cities reflects recent changes in demographices, at least when I get to clean in these Orange County cities. But for the Orange County Sheriff-Coroner's office and the Orange County Administration Office I would save a lot of money for familes of violent crimes, suicides, and decomposition deaths. Death cleanup anywhere in Orange County, in fact, would save many victims of violent crimes, suicide victims, and unattended deaths with decompostion. Residents of these cities, like the other cities found here would do well to heal faster with my death cleanup service and best prices. Frazier Park, situated just down the trail from the Flying J on Interstate 5 as it winds through the Grape Vine, Fremont, Fullerton, Fresno, like Palm Springs and other valley cities grows hot in the summer months. Decomposition slows death cleanup quite a bit. Of course Fresno, like Orange County, has a crony operation underway, which began about 4 years ago. Garden Grove reminds me of Saigon because it shares a border with Westminister and people call Garden Grove "Little Saigon." I recall teach English as a Second Language in Garden Grove before my death cleanup days. Gardena, Glendale, Glendora, Goleta, Gorman, Granada Hills, Grand Terrace, Hacienda Heights, Harbor City, Hawthorne, Helendale, Hemet, Hermosa Beach, Hesperia, Highland. Like Orange County, Hollywood has its own corruption in death cleanup, but rather in the form of the Hollywood Police Department. I recall arivinig at a Hollywood apartment building and talking with the building's lady administrator. With my own eyes I saw a flyer for a competitor's death cleanup company, and the flyer looked so nice with different colors and nice print. When I asked her "Who left the death cleanup flyer," she said, the Hollywood homicide detectives. So it goes.
I would love to find death cleanup work in Huntington Beach because it's close and the weather remain mild if not on the chilly side much of the year. Catching a glimpse of the Pacific Ocean after death cleanup always refreses me and gives me a vacation like feelingl, just like cleaning in San Diego or Huntington Harbour; Huntington Harbour's boats reflect the great wealth of this part of California for certain. Huntington Park, Idyllwild, Indian Wells, Indio, Inglewood, Irvine stands out for some high profile homicide death cleanups; I wonder why I never heard about opportunities for death cleanup business work in Irvine. I'm certain people in Irvine would appreciate how I respect their dignity by offering reasonable prices and not trying to flim-flam them. Irwindale, Joshua Tree, Julian, La Canada Flintridge, La Crescenta all have their advantages and disadvantages for death cleanup. La Habra, La Jolla, La Mirada, La Palma, La Puente, La Quinta, La Verne, Ladera Ranch, Laguna Beach, Laguna Hills, Laguna Niguel, Laguna Woods, Lake Arrowhead, Lake Elsinore, Lake Forest, Lake View Terrace, Lakewood, Lancaster, Lawndale, Lemon Grove, Loleta, Loma Linda, Lomita, Long Beach, Los Alamitos, Los Altos. Los Angeles City and Los Angeles County should provide plenty of death cleanup work for my crime scene cleanup and suicide cleanup business, but not so. Of course plenty of other death cleanup companies now reside in Los Angeles, but not enoug to explain the dirth of death cleanup business received in Los Angeles County. It's not just too few death cleanup jobs in Los Angeles County, it's too few opportunities to bid on death cleanup jobs in Los Angeles County. Lost Hills, Lucerne, Lucerne Valley, Lynwood, Lytle Creek, Malibu, Manhattan Beach, Marina del Rey, Menifee, Mentone, Midway City, Mira Loma, Mission Hills, Mission Viejo, Monrovia, Montclair, Montebello, Monterey Park, Montrose, Moorpark, Moreno Valley, Morongo Valley, Mount Baldy, Murrieta, National City, Needles, Newhall. For readers unfamilial with Newport Beach, Newport Beach shares the same mild climate as its cousin cities along the California coastline. Pelican Bay adjoins Newport Beach and reflects some of the area's great weatlh. As a California coastal bay area, Pelican Bay exclusive and gated community seldom needs death cleanup services, at least not crime scene cleanup service. Norco, North Hills, North Hollywood, Northridge, Norwalk, Oak Glen, Oak Hills, Oceanside. Oakland, as cities go in California, still has nice little homes built a few generations ago. With its hilly streets Oakland has some tough parking problems when it comes to death cleanup work. By the time my equipment makes it to the death cleanup scene, I'm out of breath. Like San Francisco, Oakland's mild weather helps make up for its parking problems and hills. Ocotillo, Ontario. Orange, Orange County suffers from the county's corruption when it comes to death cleanup services. Oxnard, Pacific Palisades, Pacoima, Palm Desert, Palm Springs, Palmdale, Palos Verdes Estates, Panorama City, Paramount, Pasadena, Perris, Phelan, Pico Rivera, Placentia, Playa del Rey, Pomona, Quartz Hill, Rancho Bernardo, Rancho Cordova, Rancho Cucamonga, Rancho Mirage, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rancho Santa Margarita, Redlands, Redondo Beach, Reseda, Rialto, Ridgecrest, Riverside, Rolling Hills Estates, Romoland, Rosemead, Rowland Heights, Running Springs, Salinas, Salton City, San Bernardino, San Clemente, San Diego, San Dimas, San Fernando, San Gabriel, San Jacinto, San Jose, San Juan Capistrano, San Marino, San Onofre, San Pedro, Santa Ana, Santa Ana Heights, Santa Barbara, Santa Clarita, Santa Clara, Santa Fe Springs, Santa Monica, Seal Beach, Sepulveda, Shaver Lake, Sherman Oaks, Sierra Madre, Signal Hill, Simi Valley, Sonoma, South El Monte, South Gate, South Pasadena, Stanton, Stockton, Studio City, Sun City, Sunset Beach, Sylmar, Tarzana, Temecula, Temple City, Thousand Oaks, Toluca Lake, Topanga, Torrance, Trabuco Canyon, Tustin, Twentynine Palms, Universal City, Upland, Valencia, Van Nuys, Venice, Ventura, Vernon, Victorville, Villa Park, Vista, Walnut, West Covina, West Hills, West Hollywood, Westlake Village, Westminster, Westmorland. Westwood's street maintenance went on in too many places for too much time. Death cleanup in Westwood becomes more of a driving job than death cleanup job. Whittier, Wildomar, Winchester, Woodland Hills, Wrightwood, Yorba Linda, Yucaipa, Yucca Valley |